slow clap jc penny, slow clap…. (aka: way to go!)
Does that mean someone got a patch for turning me gay?
Once I think I turned someone gay just by being in the same room with them. I think that’s worth five patches.
Since that day, any time the word “gay” has come into conversation, he has happily announced to those around him, “I’m gay!” He says this very naturally and happily, the same way he announces other things that he likes about himself. Mention that a person is tall and he’ll quickly add, “I’m tall!” If he hears the word “Legos,” barely a second passes before he says, “Legos. I love Legos.” Saying “I’m gay” is his way of telling people: this is something I like about myself.
Ellen DeGeneres Responds to Anti-Gay “One Million Moms” Group Regarding JC Penney

